Calling all GSC adult hockey players!
Register here for Cardinal Road Hockey!
'Twas the month before beer league
When all through the house
The gear bag is wreaking
And annoying the spouse
Last March it was dropped
In the corner with care
In hopes that by this year
Nothing festered in there
The muckers were amped
For the sheet to be down
They'd ramp up their skillz
For rink-side sitting around
When what to their wondering
Eyes should appear
But a jolly ol' email
Crying stick, puck, and beer!
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HERE WE GO!!!! Cardinal Road Hockey League is about to get underway for the 2019-2020 season. For the rookies and the memory-challenged, this is a GSC-only, adult-only (chronological accounting only) ice hockey league. REGISTRATION will be done through the website and can be launched via a link in this email. We will have 6 teams of roughly 20 players each. The teams will be drafted by the appointed team Sherpas ON SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10th. All teams will be comprised of an arguably equal composition of "A", "B", and "C" level players. Self-proclaimed ability is a part of the registration process, so please complete that (although rink-rat intel is highly sophisticated, and registration gamers will be unearthed (un-iced?)). As per the highly amusing and mostly successful process from last year, we will employ a hybrid draft structure, whereby Sherpas select a player per round, and then a player is randomly drafted for each team. This produces a decent mix of friend-group cliquiness with all-hockey-people-are-good-people socialization. Games will be two 25 minute periods, played during 3 ice slots on Sunday nights. Subject to whimsical and or unilateral adjustment by the Office of the Commissioner, we will have regular-season rankings, some playoff format, and a CRHL Championshipalooza. (It has been noted that we dispense with the bubble-hockey tie-breaker, although perhaps we just take it to the clubhouse for audited results!)
HERE IS THE DEAL: REGISTER BY 11/9‼ (no register, no service) POST-REGISTRATION KICKOFF: pick-up skate at 7pm on 11/10, followed by the draftstravaganza at 8pm.
LACE 'EM UP!
See you round the rink,
Priest of Puck
